If you have an A-Rod trade solution, send it in.  Anything is acceptable.
trade a-rod for damon jones ( cavs player ) hair cut

Trade A-Rod for one of Reggie Jackson's pubes.  Maybe it
will give the Yankees more help in the post season.

Trade A-Rod for a team mascot for the yanks.

A-Rod for Dog $hit
A-Rod for Brittany Spears' horrible performance at the MTV Video Music Awards
.....For a crack pipe
.....Giambi's Steroids
.....for Carl Pavano
.....Snakes on a Plane dvd
.....for the death penalty
.....for a broken pool stick
a used condom
Last but not least - A-Rod for a GED


Trade a- rod for donald trump's hair

Trade A Rod for this lowsy web site.

Trade A-Rod for some extra seats for the new stadium.

Trade A-Rod for the dog whisperer.

Trade A-Rod for another doctor for Carl Pavano.

Trade A-Rod for a McDonald's happy meal toy.

Abreu needs to leave. It's not that he's not good, it's just that he sucks. We'd be
lucky to get a new back up catcher for single A for him and A-rod.

trade arod for tinky winky (the purple telletuby.)

Trade A-Rod and Joe Torre for Chicago Cubs Rich Hill and Lou Pinella

trade arod for his dads sandy vagina

trade arod for mary kate olsens rib cage

Trade A-Rod for Ronald Mcdonald

Trade A-rod for great grandma's yum yums

Trade A-Rod for a little leage ball player.

Trade A-rod for Derek jeter's new cologne Driven

Trade A-Rod for Michael Jordan

Trade A-Rod for Osama Bin Laden's head.

Trade A-rod for his new book. Its better to read that book than to see him play.

Trade A-Rod for Don Zimmer

A-rod for Cincinnati Reds Mike Stanton and David Weathers

A-Rod and the new stadium for Soriano

How bout a-rod for a paramecium
A-rod for Howie Kendrick and Ervin Santana
Trade A-rod for Nitrogen
Trade A-rod for Hollywood memorabilia  
Trade A-rod for Lampshade
Trade A-rod for Box of Mike and Ike
Trade A-rod for 3 shares of stock in IBM
Trade A-rod for $100 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble
Trade A-rod for 2 McGriddles, large coffee, 1 Breakfast sausage at McDonalds
Trade A-rod for Super Mario Bros. Deluxe on PSP
Trade A-rod for DVD of the Godfather Part III (he’s not good enough for I or II)  
Trade A-rod for assorted platter of meats and cheeses
Trade A-rod for 2006 Toyota Prius  
Trade A-rod for 12 Bags of Ice
Trade A-rod for Dunkin Dounuts Large Berry Bliss
Trade A-rod for dust
And last A-rod for 2006 World Series Trophy
Even if none of these potential trades are never seen by anyone, your
website is doing a great service to the world. Don’t stop until A-rod is gone.

trade him for a half eaten twinkie and a Horace Clarke baseball card!!!!!!!!

Floraine
A-Rod, Andy Phillips and as much money as they want to Arizona for Brandon Webb or for Chad Tracy.  At least, the latter, is a real
3Baseman.

sicked yankee fan
I would trade A-rod for a bad case of hemorrhoids any day.

Kidkt
Here in Ohio we would definitely take him for Boone and Sabathia.

Amy
A-ROD to the REDS-you can have Griffey and Dunn....

yanks -arod fan said:
trade arod fo rmiguel cabrera

Phil
I would call the Florida Marlins & tell them that I'll pick up like 90% of E-Rod's contract in exchange for Dontrelle Willis. Florida would
probably take him for 2 reasons. 1: They wouldn't have to pay him (because everyone knows their cheap anyway), and 2: They know
nobody cares about thier team, which means there's no pressure, which means K-Rod will hit about 90 home runs a year. Granted they
will be losing a young, solid left-handed starter but everybody knows the only reason they haven't traded them yet is because they wanted
to have some star power so they can get a new stadium and Ass-Rod gives them that. Plus, you know that when Willis becomes a free
agent he'll only end up a Yankee anyway so they might as well get something for him. I think it's win-win for both sides.

Gary said:
I don't care if we trade him for a BLENDER! JUST TRADE HIM.... PLEASE!!!!

A-Rod for David Wright...It kills me to see him playing on the other side of the city at $374,000 while A-Rod doesn't do shit and gets paid
over $25,000,000 a year. Ridiculous.  - RK from Long Island, NY
I totally agree with this.  Can we ask the mayor to do something about this?

They should attempt to trade him to the Pawtucket Red Sox for Enrique Wilson

trade him for a bag of balls..

ARod and Giambi to the Astros for Petitte and Lance Berkman?

A-Rod to the Cubs for Ramirez and Williamson

To the cubs for Carlos zambrano and Aramis Ramirez and a reliever im pretty sure @ this point anything id better than him

Arod + Cash for Chavez and Zito

Arod + Cash for Ensberg, CFer, Pitcher

Arod for Aaron Boone & CC Sabathia

Arod for Buehrle & Crede

Arod for Inge, Verlander +

Arod for Crawford, Kashmir and Huff

Arod for Ichiro and Felix

Arod for Halliday and Glaus hahaha

Arod for Santana/Liriano and Hunter (dreaming)

Arod for Bay, Randa and Duke

Arod for Dejesus, Sanders, Gathwright, Teahen, Elarton, Sisco, MacDougal

A-Rod for Jeffrey Maier straight up.  
(I was at that game)

Arod to Cardinals; Braden Looper to boston; manny to tampa; Pujols, Ortiz and Kazmir to NY.
Pujols may have to stop taking the HGH so he can play third again.

Arod plus cash for Jason Schmidt and player to be named laterperfect fit for giants. barry may retire or go to jail. They need a new "star".
Arod has been humbled(even for his personality) and he needs to really act and showoff his A-holiness. I guarantee his numbers will be
better when he is the star.. ANd in NL

Arod plus cash for Derek Lowe and player to named later.  He belongs with the bums. And D Lowe is a proven AL pitcher. Hes better than
Wright or Chacon and more consistant than Randy

Arod plus cash for Andy Petitte, Brad Lidge and Mike Lamb.  We get a decent 3rd baseman, A closer that may make a better setup for
Mo, and a proven NY pitcher.  If necessary throw in Farnsworth-less or Procter-logist

As a Met fan (thank you Bill Buckner), its kind of obvious.  Arod for Mike Lowell.  I'm sure the Sox will demand dorothy, a scarecrow and a
cowardly lion to complete the set.  At his salary it's probably not Tin, its platinum.

SteveO said:
Trade A-Rod to the Red Sox for two Fenway Franks and a six-pack of Sam Adams

i would trade a-rod to the red sox,for a upper deck popcorn vender. they can have him and the curse would resume.  -Newt

A-rod sucks. The Yanks should trade him for Matt Gerger, the royals third baseman