The Yankees are in last place.  This is unacceptable.  I got an
email suggesting I should look at other Yankees who need to
go.  Good idea, here it is.  Send in whoever you want gone
and why.  I'm going to rank them.
NUMBER ONE:  Carl Pavano.
My only problem with putting him on this list is that it almost
validates him as an actual player.  Trading him gives him too
much respect.  He should be out shovelling manure or picking
up trash.  Can someone talk to the mayor about that?  There is         
nothing good about this guy, at all.  I mean, at least Kevin Brown
tried.  


Here's what you said:
Just don't get it
Check this out: This just in - Carl Cocks#ckerano is expected to miss more time. I kid you not. On the YES
highlight segment that airs moments before the Mike & Mad Dog show, the guy reported this latest disgrace today
(5/3/2007). Man what a life. 4 years, over 40 million dollars, 19 starts as a Yank = 2 million plus per start.
WOW!!!!!! Only in America can someone be paid so much for underperforming or worst yet - being inactive
altogether. Steinbrenner must be thinking, "Shit, I would've been better off cashing a check of 10 million dollars
and having all the money lit on fire!" If Pavano were an athlete in some third world country, he would've been
tortured or even worst. Where is Saddam when you need him?

Just don't get it  (email that inspired this page)
Whats going on? I've contributed a couple of blog entries and nicknames to this site since the first round exit of
2006. Now that the team is experiencing an early season meltdown (which incredibly has nothing to do with
Choke-Rod), I think we should rip into Carl Pavano for being the absolute biggest disgrace, even more so than
A-Rod (he plays at least), in the HISTORY OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES. I mean this son of a c#nt makes me
angry just thinking about him. He makes 2 or 3 starts in 2007 and already he's shutting it down. Are you kidding
me? After the whole Mussina thing in spring training this waste of spit/a$$hole has the f#cking nerves to be
injured again. Un-F#cking Real! Honestly, has there ever been a time when a person makes so much money by
doing $hit? Any chance his mother can still get that abortion? I mean, what a worthless cock$ucker this guy is.

Oscar Azocar
I'm giving DORA a pass for now, let's chew some Pavano. Karsten's is willing to try and pitch with a busted leg but
Pavano can't pitch with a sore buttock (last year) you have got to be kidding me. I understand he's never been
Bulldog Hershiser but stand up like you have a pair. For rumors to be around of "he may shut it down again this
year" without trying - then take your fan reaction the way you took the money. IMHO he moves to the head of the
useless class, at least K. Brown pitched some games. Thanks for nothing ($25 million of nothing) Carl.
Why was Rivera brought in against the Sox when they were losing.  His decisions         
recently have been questionable.  Personally, I don't think he should go.
HALL OF FAME