| If you have an Alex Rodriguez nickname you don't see here please send it in a comment or email and I'll throw it on |
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| just get the f#ck off the team - Rod Guantanamo Bay-Rod - Because that's where that son-of-a-bitch should be for all the damage he's inflicted on the Yankees. They should water board him (still trying to figure out what that is but I know it's torture). Get it done rod- its about time this guy comes through in the clutch and help the yankees win the post-season Flay-Rod - "don't expect the Yanks to make the post season this year, but if they do, wait for my AWESOME .067 batting average and multiple error performance. I am Flay-Rod. This is what I do: hang gaudy numbers during the regular season, and then play like s-h-i-t in October." TradeBait-Rod An AAAA-Bloooonde, for AAAAA-rrrooooddd! - John Sterling Style The Blonde Bomber - What do you think he does with his little playmate? A-rangement - Because he's allowed to cheat...or so they say Alex the Hedonist - He gambles. He cheats. Hes hooked on strip joints and God knows what else. Go-Go Rodma - don't know what this means but it's funny Stray-Rod - for cheating on his wife chupacabra-rod- He just sucks the life outta his teammates especially our captian jeter. A-ROIDS- why do you think he is getting all these HR's from? Pretty Boy Rod- why the hell does this pr#ck care about his appearence when he is going to play baseball? golden sombrero rod - due to the fact that he strikes out 4 times in a game. Backwards K-Rod Please Opt Out Rod - This might be the best one yet Candy A$$ The Great Houdini - because he vanishes before our own eyes when we need him most Prick Rod - Go to Hell Rod - 8 - Rod - his position in the batting order after sucking it up in the playoffs. A-FRAUD - This one is self explanatory. It's basically mocking his "real" nickname, "A-Rod", and implying that he sucks. Triple A-Rod where he should go for a year to see if he can put his head back together. MAY-ROD - If Reggie Jackson was Mr. October then A-Rod is the complete opposite. Jinx USA-ROD - World baseball classic reference here. MARCH-ROD - Another WBC reference here. PAY-ROD - Alex Rodriguez makes way too much money. SLAPPY - Apparently the Red Sox fans call Alex Rodriguez this because of the glove slap incident. GAY-ROD - This was submitted in a comment but I like it. CU#T-ROD - This is downright mean. OVERPAY-ROD - Its not about the money, honestly...but in the end, everything is about money. Nimrod- since most of his problems are more mental, than physical. Tack-On Rod- You can always count on A-Rod to hit those meaningless tack-on homeruns and extra base hits. A-ROR A-Clod since he arrived at the Yanks! His error rate, especially this season does not match all the Hall of Fame hype. Bidet Rod - see picture right A-Robbed Buzzkill Diva-Rod DramaQueen-Rod Air-Rod mr. spring training Ole'-Rod - "Come on Dorn get in front of the ball, don't give me any of that Ole' bullshit." - Best baseball movie ever. Ballerina Cleats A-HOLE Disgrace-Rod A-DOG - This is a result of his poor performances in the clutch. K-Rod - four strikeouts in a game? Nice job. Alex Rodknoblauch - Right now this one might be the most relevant. Rodney Dangerfielder - Clever Slappy McPurple Lips - "During the slappy game since it was really cold outside his lips looked purple. It was a Boston thing that we called him but it never lasted long." Liver Lips - This came from Mr. Sox. Choke-Rod Choke-Fraud E-Rod - E for error...he's a very good fielder, except of course he makes errors in the most inopportune moments The Cooler - "You left off a great ARod nickname that was allegedly given to him by a teamate in TX-THE COOLER named after the movie character( played by William Macy) who is hired by a Vegas casino to jinx players just by his presence. You could make a pretty good case that ARod has been the cooler for the Yankees who have gotten worse each year he is here and IMO won't make the playoff this year." Double Play-Rod - against the Angels, last year playoffs, nice going A-Rod A-Out - because in a tough spot that's what u can count on...unless of course the game is 10-2 A-Hig - as in "Hole in Glove" (Jerry submitted this one.) A-Rob- don't know what this means but someone submitted it Boot-Rod Suck-Rod - I like this one E - 13 - Appropriate given recent performance A - Wrong - Because he certainly isn't right Blue Jay-Rod - for those who want to ship him to Toronto Oy vey-Rod - especially for those New Yorkers who are really, really sick of him Slay-Rod - no, forget this one, it's too caustic Fillet-Rod - oops, same thing, forget it Puree-Rod - oh, darn... gotta watch that Half way-Rod - since he can't do anything entirely right Devil Ray-Rod - for those who want to send him to the D-Rays No Way-Rod - no way is he going to stay a Yankee A-Wad - something to chew on, or, for the Elmer Fudd in all of us A-God - for those people who worship him (both of them) Dismay-Rod - maybe he won't work out, after all Go Away-Rod - Don't go away mad. Just go away. A-WOL - because he is always missing when it counts! Shut Up and Play Rod - This came to me from a Met's fan Dora - Thats arod backwards and the name of a little girl cartoon character. He should only be referred to as Dora from now on. I need this name to catch on. I can't take it any longer. Thanks for starting this site. This is from Bruce. Thank-Rod - "I think this is a dismay. As a sox fan there is nothing more exciting than watching ground balls fly off his glove/feet/hands. Thank-rod." Head-Rod - cause he's got some many issues in that big head. He needs to stay away from the shrinks and start playing baseball Mental-Rod - its self explanatory. See above |
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